*Magz n Janie sit at Magz house, playing with the baby kitties!*
*Janie leans over and gives the smallest kitten a mohawk*
Magz: We'll name my favorite one Mohawk! What are you gonna name yours?
Janie: Lionell.
*Magz Mom starts laughing*
Janie: And I'm gonna name the other one Flippy. Cuz he always lays on his back and chews on his paw.
Magz: Now all but one of them have a name .. I feel bad!
Janie: What should we name it? It hasn't done anything.
*Magz and Janie sit at the counter at Janie's grandparent's cottage*
Magz: I told the fans on our site that we'd update the MnJ page. So, we have to write down the stupid stuff we do.
*Janie looks around and a pen and pad of paper are right in front of her*
Janie: How Convenient!
*On the way to the cottage, Janie starts coughing and choking because we're about to pass *cough**choke*'s house.*
G'ma: Are you going to be okay? Where's the hospital?
Drew: There's a funeral home.
*All laugh*
*Magz and Janie reminisce about what would happen if Magz's dad and Janie's mom got married*
...
*Janie, with hat on, looks down*
Janie as self: Joe?
*Janie looks up*
Janie as Joe: What?
*Janie looks down*
Janie as self: Can I have $20?
*Janie looks up*
Janie as Joe: For what?
*Looks down*
As Self: I can't tell you.
*Looks Up*
As Joe: Why not?
*Looks down*
As self: I'd have to kill you.
*Janie and Magz walk up and down the street looking for a spot to see the fireworks and someone sets off a firework
behind them*
*Both scream, jump about 2 feet off the ground, and run away, laughing*
*Magz opens downstairs fridge*
Magz: OMIGAWD!!! THE COTTAGE CHEESE IS STILL IN THERE!!!
Janie: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!
*Both laugh until they cry*
Magz: I can't believe it! That's horrible!
Janie:.......I'm gonna open it! Get the camera!
*Magz gets camera*
Magz: The batteries are dead!
*Janie opens the cottage cheese, Magz closing her eyes*
Janie:........................NOTHING'S WRONG WITH IT!!
Magz: WHAT???!?!?!?!?!
*Both laugh again*
Magz: It expired in June of 'o3!!!
*Both start laughing again*
*Acting like gangsters after watching Degrassi*
Janie: A playa is a homie, that is all. So why'd you have to go and kick his...
Magz: Ball and chain, ain't that cha name? Cuz you're a playa hata and that's a shame...
Janie: And chicks like you ain't worth to much,
Both: So Shut Up Girl, and Make My Lunch! YEAH!
*weird finger wiggling thing*
*Magz n Janie are talking about that picture towards the bottom of the page. The one with the stick people and a
heart between them*
Janie: You know that picture is suppose to be you and Jordan, right?
Magz: Yeah
Janie: lol, alright
Magz: Other people don't know that though
Janie: lmao! They're Lesbos too!
Magz: LMAO! What?!
Janie: Cuz there's a heart bewteen them and stuff and someone might think that's you and me and say, "THEY'RE LESBOS
TOO!"
*Janie's computer is in Safe Mode*
Magz: OoOh .. safe mode. Fun... Why is everything bigger?
Janie: Everything's Bigger in Safe Mode.
*Magz calls Janie's phone to listen to voicemail*
*Janie picks up phone*
Janie: Hey Baby, Rar.
Magz: You're not suppose to pick up the phone!
Janie: Fine. I see how it is! You don't want me anymore! *Janie hangs up .. Maggie calls again*
Janie: Aww! You DO want me back!
Janie: Yeah, I wrote it in capitol letters so you could read it. Blindo. (referring to Magz glasses)
*Janie&Magz are talking to a person (who wishes to remain anonymous) on computer)*
*Magz gives Janie a skeptical look*
Magz: Are you gonna say anything about my red face?
Janie: No.. that's so mean, I'd never do that *laughs hard*
Magz:
You LIE so much!
Janie:I'd totally hit that.
Magz: Our nicknames are gonna be Numchucks and Bowstaff! I'll be ... Numchucks!
Janie: And Bowstaff! Wo!
*Magz picks up rubix cube and starts messing with it*
Janie: Rubix cube issues?
*Janie waves finger in front of Maggie's face*
Magz: Ugh! That looks so wrong..
Janie: OMG! IT DOES!
*Magz pins Janie's foot to ground. Janie starts acting like a one legged Ninja.*
Janie: HIYA! Imma kick ooo!
*Magz & Janie run into eachother ....
Magz toenail falls off.*
Janie: THAT'S MY MSN NAME!!! ........ oh wait .. no it's not.
*Janie gets mad because she finds a fansite for William Moseley, but it's all written in Japanese or something.*
Janie: JAPSAKIN!
*Janie finds ANOTHER fansite for William Moseley.. this time in German*
Janie: STUGERMAN!!
*Magz picks up koala that's always sitting on top of Janie's computer. And hit her with the Koala's butt.*
Magz: You're getting hit by koala buns *snort*
*Magz has a slushie that has condensation all over it and puts it on Janie's arm.*
Janie: Your slushie just peed on me.
Mom: Hey! Come look at these clouds! They look like a bunch of boobs!
*Magz and Janie sit in the back seat of mom's car*
Janie: Think I can buckle the seat belt all the way over there?
*Magz scoots over to the middle*
Magz: Let's see if we can both get in.
*Magz buckles the seat belt and they both start laughing hysterically*
Janie: Now, we need to try it in the drivers seat! We have to get both our big butts in the buckle, you can do the
break, I'll work the gas and we can both stear. I'll work the radio. No, we'll get a DJ. Drew.
Mom: Look. One's rolled up in a ball with a blanket and the other one's sitting up.
*Wind blows and knocks the curtain down* *Janie screams and looks at Magz horrified* *Magz looks back*
Janie: Should we pick it up?
Magz: Nah..
*both laugh*
Janie: But....But....
*smiles slyly*
Janie: Arm....Leg...Head....Nose...
Janie: Jack WAS sitting on somebody!!!
Magz: NO HE WASN'T!!
Janie: Yes, he was....Ye...You know what?! We're gonna go home and watch the movie! JUST so I can prove to you HE WAS
SITTING ON SOMEBODY!
Magz: He was NOT sitting on someone!!
*Magz sighs angerly*
Janie: You know I'm right...right now in your head your saying, "Janie's so right! I just wanna fight with her!"
*Magz rolls her eyes*
*Magz and Janie looks around franticly*
Cam: What are you guys looking for?
*Magz and Janie jump, and Janie runs up to Cam and hugs him*
Janie: Sorry if I'm sweaty...
Magz: We're looking for FuFu Berry Soda!
Cam: Oh.
* Magz goes over to look at the 4 packs*
Janie: HEY! Maybe the have them in a FOUR pack!
Magz: That's what I'm LOOKING at...
*Cam stares, confused and amused at the same time*
Janie: They don't have it!!
*Magz gets distracted by a hot guy* Magz to the hot guy: Hey!!
Janie: Magz! They don't have it! We should get Crushed Melon...Do you want the one with the kid on it, or this weird
thing?
Magz: That one.
Janie: But I want one with the kid on it!!!
Magz: The kid is on this one, too!
Janie: Oh!!
*Magz rolls her eyes and they walk off*
Janie: Oh, sure! You both leave poor ol' Haley on THIS side of the toilet paper?! We should have made CAMERON walk THROUGH
the toilet paper!!
*Magz stares at the gelly hourglass*
Janie: We have REALLY bad memory...
*Magz shakes her head quickly*
Magz: No, I'm just watching the thing...
*Both stare at the gelly hourglass hypnotized*
Janie: You're TALKING TO YOURSELF YOU RETARD!!!
Janie: Is his name Maggie?
Magz: No, It's Zach.
Janie: That HORICON THING?!
Magz: No...
Janie: Good, cuz I was gonna say, "I'm through talking to gay guys!"
*Magz chugs a soda*
Janie: Chug! Chug! God, I don't wanna see you in college...
*Janie looks at the top of her computer screen*
*looks amazed*
Janie: God! There's a Koala!
*Janie looks out the window*
Janie: OMIGOSH! There's a computer on the hot tub!!...Oh...wait...it's just the reflection...
Janie: Omigosh! We should be POWER RANGERS!! You'll be like "Omigosh! My outfit wripped!" and I'll be like, "I'm getting
an atomic wedgie!"
*Janie, Magz, and Cam are walking around and Janie suddenly kicks her left leg high in a circle, then her right.*
*Magz give's Janie a weird look*
Janie: What?! I have a wedgie!!
*Mags and Janie laugh hystericly and Cam walks away, disturbed*
*Janie and Magz lay outside at 1:00 am.*
Magz: Yeah, I call him Peter Pan and he call's me Tinkerbell!
Janie: Omigosh! I'm gonna buy Cam the green tights. No, wait, I'm gonna buy him the WHOLE Peter Pan outfit! And I'm gonna
buy it 2 sizes too small. And I'm gonna make him wear it. And then I'm gonna get come sugar and glitter and put it in a bottle
and label it "Pixie Dust". Then I'm gonna make him stand on a bedpost and throw the Pixie Dust and make him jump off and yell,
"I CAN FLY!" Then I'M gonna look at all the little kids watching and say, "See? Peter Pan's a myth." and they're all
gonna go "Awww!!" then I'M gonna say, "But luckily! This isn't the real Peter Pan." Then they're all gonna go, "YAY!"
*Magz looks at her for a second then starts laughing uncontrolably*
*Magz pours a glass of Hawaiian Punch and goes to sit on the couch*
*Janie gets up and starts talking to Romeo, Magz's dog*
Janie: Romeo, you're hot. If you were human, I'd date you. Romeo's so hot, he's probably screwing all those sexy b*tches
in town!
*Janie walks over with the whole carton of Hawaiian Punch.*
*Magz looks at Janie and starts laughing.*
*Janie turns to Romeo*
Janie: No more love puppies!
Magz: We should make a list of all the stuff we wanna do before we die!
*Janie picks at her tongue*
Janie: Well, swallowing a bug can be crossed off!
*Janie and Magz stare at each other*
*Janie slowly moves her finger up and puts it in Magz's nose*
*Janie and Magz are watching The Outsiders.*
Janie: Why do need a mirror under your hospital bed? I mean like, what are you going to do? Say, "Hey Nurse! Can you
pop this pimple on my chin!!" or wish you had a tweezers because your eyebrows are starting to look like your grandfathers!!
Or, maybe, you're wishing you could pick that booger that's been hanging out of your nose!
*Magz and Janie are looking at the thongs at Wal*Mart*
Magz: This one has a chopper on it.
Janie: You know what that means!
Magz:....no....what does that mean?
Janie: You gotta buy it! And have the little chopper hanging out next time you see Cam.
Magz: Should I?
Janie: I DARE you to! Then I can pull on the little charm and give you a wedgie!!
*Janie looks in Magz's fridge*
Janie: COT-TO-CHEEE!!!!
*Magz looks at Janie, unsure of what to think*
Magz: What?
*Janie holds up a thing of cottage cheese*
Janie: Cottage Cheese!
*Magz, Janie, and Cam all walk into Cam's house*
Cam: MOM! Is it okay if Magz and Janie are here for a second?
Janie: Hey everyone! Sorry if I smell...
*Cam and Magz look at each other, get popsicles, then leave*
*Janie walks up to the fridge and holds out cottage cheese*
*Magz laughs real hard*
Magz: OMIGOSH!! I THINK THAT'S THE SAME ONE!
(note, the first incident happened almost a year ago)
*Magz and Janie tan on the pier, discussing the outtakes of their favorite movie, that they have seen a bunch of
times*
Magz (quoting the movie outtakes): Looks like the blind squrriel found her nuts. (Disney ©)
*Janie laughs REAL loud*
Janie: OMIGOSH! I GET IT!! THAT'S A PIER SLAPPER!!
*Both laugh*
Janie: Omigosh!
Magz: OMICREDGE!!
*both laugh*
*Magz yawns and stretches on the couch, just walking up to Janie standing over her*
*Magz jumps a bit*
Janie: OMIGOSH! I can't believe you! You're just....amazing!
Magz: Huh?
Janie: You and how you just, hypontize guys! Gosh!!
Magz: Haha, well, what can I say? I just have a talent.
Janie: In college, we're gonna have to put all the guys into one room and I'm going to have to give them all straight
jackets and say, "Put this on, you can't have her." and they'll say, "What? Who?" and I'll say, "Oh, you'll see..." and you'll
walk in and they're all drool!
Magz: But then there will be that one boy that was in the bathroom and he walks out and goes, "What going on?" and we
make eye contact and we just fall in love instantly.
Janie: Yeah, and then I'm not going to have and straight jackets left so I'll dive at this feet and put shackles on.
*both laugh*
Magz: Out of about 300 people per grade, there has to be at least ONE guy that likes me, right?
Janie: Credge, YES! And you're going to be wanted at Wayland and, oh, credge 300 people?! I'm gonna have to start practicing
with those straight jackets...I'm going on E-Bay©!
Janie: I want cereal! That is, if we have any f-ing milk in this house!....we should buy a cow!!
Janie: In high school, you're going to be voted "Most Irresistable" and I'm gonna be voted....
Magz: "Most Likely to Follow Maggie."
*Janie dives off the pier after Magz and comes back up and has an odd look on her face for a second*
Magz: What's wrong??
Janie: Ha Ha Ha, My face!!!!!!!
*Janie and Magz stand in Janie's kitchen at about 1 in the morning*
Janie: Magz...how can you tell your bra is too small??
Magz: Well, when they...when your bra...Agh, when it looks like this!
*Magz arranges herself to show Janie*
Drew: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?
*All Laugh Loudly*
*Magz and Janie are walking back from the Halloween dance along the highway*
Janie: OMIGOSH!! TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PEEING ON THE HYDRANT!!
Magz: HAHA!! ALRIGHT!
Janie: ...wait, there's cars coming...
Magz: Grr...just take a picture of me doing it then...
*Janie takes a picture, and they continue to walk. Magz sees a pole*
Magz: OMIGOSH!! TAKE A PICTURE OF ME MOLESTING THE POLE!!
*Magz and Janie are talking online about college*
Magzie!™ &&
all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your arms,look me in the eyes, && tell me you won`t ever give up.
says:
i think i wanna go to marquette...they have a
leadership teaching program, and thats what i REALLY wanna be
Janie- says:
yep
!Magzie!™ && all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your
arms,look me in the eyes, && tell me you won`t ever give up. says:
but i dont wanna be that far away from you
Janie- says:
i wanna be something that has ro do with communications or journalism
!Magzie!™ && all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your
arms,look me in the eyes, && tell me you won`t ever give up. says:
but boston is WAY too far for my comfort zone, so i might just have to follow u
Janie- says:
lmao! i'd say this...
Janie- says:
"Maggie.. You're an adult now.. you have to make your own choices.."
*Maggie sits down in her Alice dress... and pulls out a lollipop from the pocket
in the apron, looking like a 5 year old*
Janie- says:
or, I arrive in my dorm room, turn on the lights and hear "SUPRISE!" really loud...
and there sits maggie. on the floor
!Magzie!™ && all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your
arms,look me in the eyes, && tell me you won`t ever give up. says:
but im serious, what if u go away to boston, and i stay at marquette and we never
talk again?
Janie- says:
you mean you'd stop talking to me!?!?
!Magzie!™ &&
all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your arms,look me in the eyes, && tell me you won`t ever give up.
says:
no i wouldnt, but i mean, we'll be in college, and jordans already told me he's not
gonna let me have any fun (lol), so like, what if we just never see each other and like, i dunno...
Janie- says:
then.... WE BECOME HILLBILLIES AND MOVE INTO THE BACKCOUNTRY!
!Magzie!™ && all i need right now is for you to wrap me up in your arms,look me in the eyes, && tell
me you won`t ever give up. says:
lol, let's do that anyway, then we dont have to worry about college, lmao
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